hoe life

When a female enjoys the single life and can have as many sexual encounters as she likes without being judged and to satisfy her own needs.

Friend - "how are things with you?"
Me - "great, I'm enjoying the hoe life right now"

by Nikki.dee October 8, 2017

hoe life

a life where it ain’t low

girl1: lily and millie are living the best hoe life

girl2: i know i’m actually jelous

by bejxjdbdhi October 9, 2019

hoe life or no life

You are a hoe hoeing around and just being stupid then a motherfucker but then you just really need to stop with this

Melissa: hoe life or no life

Me: stop that's not cool
Melissa: you have no life

by Hoe life or no life March 17, 2017

Hoe Is Life

A woman who lives her life with the morals of a man; fabulously.

"Yo, I just got that promotion so bottles on me for my bad bitches! Hoe is life!"

"He was fine and the D was good but I'm not looking for anything serious because I gotta make this money, Hoe is life!"

by Montevez July 4, 2016

hoe is life

1. a lifestyle followed by most college girls
2. hoes are not synonymous with sluts

3. a hoe will flirt with you for a drink and leave, a slut will fuck you for a drink

Coral: "Kailyn, are you sure you want to wear shorts? It's like 40 degrees outside"
Kailyn: "Hoe is life"

"Katey is such a hoe"
"No that's a slut"

by cailynhis August 6, 2016

Life span of a hoe

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!

According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.

by MissTightAsCheeks April 10, 2022

lifeguard dat hoe

When a girl is giving you a blow job in a hot tub or pool, you hold her down below the water until you cum in her mouth as she drowns. Then call the lifeguard over to give her mouth to mouth and laugh as he swallows your cum.

Stephen: Did you lifeguard dat hoe
Christian: Yeah, she was chocking up water
Stephen: lol, thats hillarious

by skunkel January 11, 2009