hey mom

I'm writing to you
Just to tell you
That I hug and kiss you
To show how I feel
And this came about
And how we come about

hey mom by rottenmeat April 22, 2018

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Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

A completely normal sentence.

Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago

Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D by Luigi One June 4, 2021

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Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys! by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

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hey lil momma

It is one of the all the best pick up lines. Used to show affection to a hot girl.

Hey lil momma!!! What you doin girl.

hey lil momma by ladysman May 27, 2008

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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