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Hey girl heyyy 

An insanely silly, customary greeting used in lieu of the oh-so-boring, typical “hello.” This ridonkulous introductory welcome, frequently used in conversational exchange between good friends, requires an immediate, retarded echo reply, along with a two-second extension of the final "heyyy," in order to achieve full comedic effect.

This catchy yet goofy phrase can also be used in unique shit show-like circumstances to express excitement, surprise, shock, or complete and utter disbelief. The original definition can be credited to Keasha, a neuronally challenged, caution tape wearing, hilariously funny contestant on the reality filth television show, “A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila.”
Tanya sees Stefanie walking by Bux and customarily greets her with an enthusiastic “hey girl heyyy!” Stefanie quickly responds with a friendly retarded echo, “hey girl heyyy!”

Holla! I just got tenure, let the party begin… Hey girl heyyy!” or “OMG, there’s a roach underneath the kitchen table! Hey girl heyyy!”

Keasha, sporting her ridonk caution tape dress during Episode 1 proclaims: “Caution…hehe…hey girl heyyy”
Hey girl heyyy by LMT922 November 15, 2009
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026