headache

something that i constantly have

HEADACHES

by bigbitch94 November 14, 2018

headache

An adverse side effect of staring at a computer monitor eight hours a day, five days a week.

I abhor headaches; they suck.

by Dr Fruitcake July 21, 2004

Headache

The sometimes dull or searing ache/pain that can persist through the side, front or back of your head. Headaches are random but can be caused by various things, e.g., people yapping in your ear, stress or an annoyance or exposure from a machine, animal or human nearby. The only ways to cure a headache or migraine are rest, fluids and headache pills.

Ugh, that Science test yesterday gave me such a HEADACHE!

John, could you please shut up? You're giving me a headache.

by The Oddly Moustached Cat April 07, 2010

headache

An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.

I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.

by urban pervert December 10, 2003

Headache

An ache of the head variety.

John: I have a really bad headache. Eyes are hurtin aswell.
Mark: (aside) I knew i forgot to cook that chicken yesterday.

by Fuckenhowzer June 27, 2007

headache

an annoyance, trouble

This is the biggest headache for the company since the lawsuit for libel.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2009

headache

when ur brain is laughing at ur own stupidity...

a brain freeze, u get it but u just keep drinking

by crystal August 02, 2004