hate my life
hate my life by Officially.ash February 8, 2017
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god i fucking hate my life
you: god i fucking hate my life
me:
First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
me:
First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
god i fucking hate my life by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021
I hate my life
I hate my life by SStereotypical February 8, 2022
i fucking hate my life
• A person who is going through something vary hard in there life and are having a vary hard time living with Themselves and of you hear a person say this give them a hug or just talk to them
•an attention whore who wants you to feed the already big enough ego
•an attention whore who wants you to feed the already big enough ego
i fucking hate my life by Bruhitsslaying December 5, 2017
I hate my life
Common phrase used by females to express discontent in a current situation. These females are often the ones who use the phrase "can you not?"
"I hate my life" is usually meant to be a speech filler; it holds no significant value to a conversation or situation. It is probable that the female is trying to seek attention after mis-performing or failing some task, however, little sympathy is provided by the surrounding population.
Some proper responses to the phrase are the following: "Aww," "Uh oh," and "What happened?" It is disrespectful to reply with the following: "I hate your life, too," "Hahaha, you suck," and "Oh, you fail."
"I hate my life" is usually meant to be a speech filler; it holds no significant value to a conversation or situation. It is probable that the female is trying to seek attention after mis-performing or failing some task, however, little sympathy is provided by the surrounding population.
Some proper responses to the phrase are the following: "Aww," "Uh oh," and "What happened?" It is disrespectful to reply with the following: "I hate your life, too," "Hahaha, you suck," and "Oh, you fail."
Steph cannot open the file in Photoshop
Steph: Ahh, I hate my life.
Joanne loses in Tetris
Joanne: Oh my god... I hate my life...
Steph: Ahh, I hate my life.
Joanne loses in Tetris
Joanne: Oh my god... I hate my life...
I hate my life by 881 January 23, 2006
I Hate My Life
Used to describe how crummy one is feeling, usually in a shitty circumstance or after you have a terrible day. Not used in serious terms, no need to worry if a friend says this unless it sounds like they are genuinely depressed.
I Hate My Life by real-life-potato August 4, 2016
i hate my life
The opposite of "I love my life".
Used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.
Used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.
Friend 1: "Yes, ------- threw up today in class in a plastic bag."
Friend 2: "I hate my life!"
Person: " 'I love my life'....everyone is saying that now!"
Friend: "I hate my life"
You: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: " I HATE MY LIFE!"
Friend 2: "I hate my life!"
Person: " 'I love my life'....everyone is saying that now!"
Friend: "I hate my life"
You: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: " I HATE MY LIFE!"
i hate my life by Nick H February 3, 2004
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