Hardcore Parkour 

attempting to do parkour but really just randomly jumping over stuff. Derived from a "Office" skit in season 6 episode 1.

The Office "Parkour in the Office"
"Hardcore parkour!" (jumps over chair)

Hardcore Parkour by adchan July 5, 2011

HardCore Parkour 

Usually a phrase shouted by someone doing parkour terribly, usually ending in the person being badly injured

Guy 1:Are you filming this?
Guy 2:yeah, go!
Guy 1:HardCore Parkour!
Guy 1: *Breaks arm*

HardCore Parkour by Paco_Animations June 16, 2018

Hardcore Parkour 

What the cool kids do. Can be messing around acting hardXcore or just chillin'.

Jack: Yo dude, what you up to 2nite then?
Jim: Doin' some hardcore parkour. You?
Jack: Just Xbox. I guess I'm not as rad or gnarly as you.

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(Phil jumps onto a ketchup packet and it sprays all over a year 7)

Fred: Dude that is SO Hardcore Parkour.

Hardcore Parkour by I AM GNARLY May 8, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016