An incomplete bowel movement. Taking a half shit implies that one will have to return later to complete the shit.
"Person X: Do you ever take a shit but know you'll have to do more later?
Person Y: Dude, I don't take half shits! Only full."
"I'm really constipated today, and I could only take a half shit."
Person Y: Dude, I don't take half shits! Only full."
"I'm really constipated today, and I could only take a half shit."
by dooddooddood September 22, 2011
A grin for one of those moments where you say or do something that is so unbelievably dumb, the only thing you can do is grin in a ridiculous manner. Bear in mind, the said action is literally so fucking stupid, no normal grin can convey the amount of stupidity your brain just expressed. (i.e. The face you make when your brain has a severe case of the shits.)
Sam walked into her kitchen and saw her boyfriend butchering yet another cow on the table they ate dinner from. When he noticed the angry look she gave him, all he was capable of was a half-shitted grin. This was the third time this month.
by AngelTheFallen July 11, 2014
An event that is between a wet fart and full blown shitting yourself. Poo was contained between your buttocks and you were able to make it to a restroom to finish and cleanup.
by Bbo1234 November 03, 2022
Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-
Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!
Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!
by MCGONN June 18, 2009
Combining a reference to two and a half men and the fact that you care so little about what the other person's saying.
by Deathgleaner May 24, 2010
by I give half a shit July 03, 2020
by I give half a shit July 02, 2020