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An entire complete shit. When a full one is taken, there is no need to return later because there is no shit left.
"I don't take half shits! That was a full one."

"Dude, watch the front desk. I gotta go take a full one."
by dooddooddood September 22, 2011

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An incomplete bowel movement. Taking a half shit implies that one will have to return later to complete the shit.
"Person X: Do you ever take a shit but know you'll have to do more later?
Person Y: Dude, I don't take half shits! Only full."

"I'm really constipated today, and I could only take a half shit."
by dooddooddood September 22, 2011

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