Hairdresser

Minion of Satan. By some even believed to be superior to Satan himself.

Hairdressers attempt to weaken the world by cutting hair off!

by Albert Worsøe April 15, 2006

Hairdresser

Any person who drives a two seater sports car or similiar, ie TOYOTA MR2 etc.
If the car in question is red and the driver is male, this is even more true.

Have you seen Rundy's new car? He's such a hairdresser.

by AztecLeisure April 27, 2005

Hairdresser

a person who cuts people's hair and puts it into a style.

Hairdresser advice

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 27, 2019

Hairdresser

The act of using a woman's vaginal discharge post coitum to slick your hair back like an italian mob boss

"How do you get your hair to stay slicked back"
"I use the Hairdresser technique"

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

Hairdresser Octopus

That one hairstylist from the second Parappa the Rapper game. Japanese name is Takoyama, meaning "octopus". Originally turned into red form from being hypnotized by a tape deck, they instead turn red when extremely angry in the anime.

"Bro, who's your favorite Parappa character?"
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."

by CatInTheFishBowl February 1, 2020

Hairdresser Car

A term used by insecure men who have to drive big ol' hulkin' gas guzzlin' V8 carrying ass hauling 300 horsepower testosterone infused macho mobile. while they're unhappy that a man is perfectly happy driving a soft top convertible with a 4-banger producing a whopping 80 horsepower they're perfectly happy with. A hairdresser car is usually an entry level sports car/coupe, most times a soft top roadster with not very boxy features, most times a more compact car. Examples of such are the Mazda miata/mx5, Audi TT, Bmw Z4, Or an older Porshe Boxter. Driving in such a car shouldn't be considered shameful, since it requires enormous balls.

Why do you drive a Hairdresser car? i'd never wanna be seen in one.

Because i'm not insecure about my own masculinity Greg.

by xXMeemLord3225Xx February 11, 2023

Hairdresser Syndrome

Tears in key neck arteries (espicially the carotid artery which can be fatal), caused by repetitive neck cracking.

Hairdresser Syndrome is very common in salons and is sometimes referred to as 'Beauty Parlor Syndrome'.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007