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Alright girl I gotta go, HAAP!!
HAAP by S-Dot December 2, 2004

haapanen 

1. The HOTTEST runner in central massachusetts
2. A play on words "clever" guys try to use when talking to Laura
1.OMG I WISH I LOOKED LIKE LAURA HAAPANEN
2. Hey girl, whats haapanen?
haapanen by speedy February 19, 2005

haapanen 

Faster, Stronger, Smaller, then you. She's apparently the hottest too!
...

That rhymed IM SO CLEVER!!!!
"Yo I just got outrun by a white girl"
"what did you expect its Laura Haapanen she doesn't even train and goes to nationals"
haapanen by el caballo February 20, 2005

NEw WorD OMG It's ACtUallY reAAlly HAAPnne 

sub to Pinapplekat
:) NEw WorD OMG It's ACtUallY reAAlly HAAPnne

haapsalu 

The worst city in the world.
This town is like Haapsalu
haapsalu by MrIcantsleep January 3, 2020
acronym: happy as a penis in a vagina
I just destroyed a lvl 19 base. haapiav!
HAAPIAV by macmoron August 27, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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