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Gypsy Tea 

Tea with random things added to it to make you feel better when you are sick. Like a Hot Toddy, liquor is the number one ingredient that makes tea "gypsy tea" and rum, whiskey and brandy are the most common types added. The alcohol numbs pain and makes you pass out. Other things frequently added are cloves, orange juice, honey, zinc, vitamin c or tinctures of things like elderberry or Echinacea. Any home remedy can go into gypsy tea. Gypsy lore says all kinds of things cure sicknesses (depending on what Gypsy you talk to). They might put in weird analgesic's, shrooms, strange poultice's, eyelashes, shoelaces of an elderly man, lizard tails or who knows what. Don't ever buy tea from a Gypsy unless you are willing to go to spirit world for a few days.
I am very sick with a headache, sore throat, aches, cough and runny nose. I am going to make up a batch of Gypsy Tea and drink it until I pass out. Hopefully I will feel better in the morning when I return from my Gypsy Tea la la land aka Spirit World.
Gypsy Tea by outlawjo November 1, 2013
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gypsy tears 

The tears of a gypsy, which supposedly prevent AIDS. They usually come in little small, glass bottles.
Please capture that gypsy and get me her gypsy tears so I don't contract an STD!
gypsy tears by BorackJ February 20, 2009

Gypsy Tears 

Gypsy tears are the last few drops, after you piss, that are hesitant to fall
I shook it, basically played with it, couldn't get the gypsy tears to drop, now my balls are moist.
Gypsy Tears by Evy89 May 25, 2016

Gypsy tease 

metaphorical noun. A situation whereby you expect one thing but experience another; a trick. Originates from the typical gypsy coconut shy at a fair when the coconuts are attached to the poles. You hit one and expect to win, yet you cannot; this is the gypsy tease
Guy 1: Man, that girl came back to my place and was so up for it, but wouldn't put out.
Guy 2: Poor you, you got a gypsy tease.
Gypsy tease by phija November 3, 2011

Gypsy Tear

When having sex you pull out and cum just under the eye. Therefore creating a 'gypsy tear'.
'That girl good a real gypsy tear last night' Laughed the boy

gypsy tears 

1/2 shot of wild turkey 101 bourbon
1/2 shot of bacardi 151 rum
add into 4 oz of red bull
chug
barkeep a round of gypsy tears for me and my crew
gypsy tears by brettmharris August 18, 2008

gypsy tears 

whatchu need to take down some Shoppers or some other local scum. this shit will knock your socks off and let you jack bombs into next week. synonyms: palumbip
GIMME SOME GYPSY TEARS SO I CAN RIP THIS JIMMY FALLON WANNABE A NEW ONE!
gypsy tears by 5-alive July 28, 2011