from combining the words 'girfriend' and 'wife.' a girlfriend that is so ridiculously attached to the guy, constantly with the guy, (and most likely, in charge) it might as well be a wife.
yeah, Matt was gonna meet us at the bar, but his friggin gwife wouldn't let him.
Can be used in the place of "Fuck" (and other similar words) and still remain an insult or a general word of speech. You cant deny its odd and stunning sound and your audience will be shocked with its subtle complexity and public approval.
Gwiff you.
Gwiff off.
Wanna Gwiff?
What a gwiff.
Oh Gwiff!
".....gwiff"
A frequently used, broken english term from Guatemalans. "Whole life, one Gwife" means that throughtout a person's life, they will stay faithful to their wife, or other life partner.