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guido mista by Chipthechip January 28, 2019
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Gwido • Guido • Guidoville • guido dance • Guido Pump • guido workout • Gvido • Gwion • geido • guido frolic
guidoo
Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.
Guido Pump
The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.
I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.
Guido Pump by Condor February 2, 2017
King Ghidorah
A three headed two tailed giant dragon who rivals Godzilla.
First appeared in Ghidorah the three headed monster and was the antagonist of the movie before getting destroyed by Godzilla, Rodan and a Mothra Larve.
Spent the rest of the Showa era being controlled by aliens.
In the Heisei series he showed up due to people from the future bringing three Dorats to the place where a Godzillasaurus got turned into Godzilla. He gets completely destroyed in the fight.
Comes back later in the Movie as Mecha King Ghidora and dies while almost killing Godzilla
In the millenium series shows up as a Hero to fight Godzilla and dies
Monster X turns into Keiser Ghidorah who almost Defeats Godzilla before getting the beat down of his life.
In the animated Godzilla trilogy shows up in the most anticlimactic battle ever before running away.
Will show up in 2019's Godzilla King of the Monsters on May 31st
First appeared in Ghidorah the three headed monster and was the antagonist of the movie before getting destroyed by Godzilla, Rodan and a Mothra Larve.
Spent the rest of the Showa era being controlled by aliens.
In the Heisei series he showed up due to people from the future bringing three Dorats to the place where a Godzillasaurus got turned into Godzilla. He gets completely destroyed in the fight.
Comes back later in the Movie as Mecha King Ghidora and dies while almost killing Godzilla
In the millenium series shows up as a Hero to fight Godzilla and dies
Monster X turns into Keiser Ghidorah who almost Defeats Godzilla before getting the beat down of his life.
In the animated Godzilla trilogy shows up in the most anticlimactic battle ever before running away.
Will show up in 2019's Godzilla King of the Monsters on May 31st
King Ghidorah is controlled by aliens again, King Ghidorah seems Powerful, King Ghidorah got wrecked by Godzilla again, Why does Monster X have to turn into a monster Godzilla has Killed several times.
King Ghidorah by Godzilla8000 April 18, 2019
guido tuxedo
A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.
Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.
guido tuxedo by Sloppy July 12, 2004
Guidosis
A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.
One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
Guidosis by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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