Guzzle Back 

A female thats puts herself on a top notch level but really aint bout Sh*t. Any female that walks in the rain and lets the water soak her jeans to the kneecap. An all around Skallywag. Add a animal at the end to give more life example Guzzle Back Animal Cracker Guzzle Back Fruit Bat Guzzle Back Goat Mouth

Look at this Guzzle Back Gremlin thinking she look good. Just another Guzzle back wilderbeast

Guzzle Back by Creep Pimpin October 4, 2009

Backend Guzzler 

A strange little long haired creature that enjoys to guzzle at the back door. Although timid at first sight the guzzler really comes out of it's shell when indulging in the back door delights.

Pete: Hey Gregory. Did you see that funny little creature hanging around my back end?

Greg: Oh yeah, that's the mythical long haired Backend Guzzler. Chuck him a tasty morsel and watch him go!

Backend Guzzler by David Letter Man February 26, 2019