Gurtted 

when you squeeze something tightly and it all comes gushing out unexpectedly.

i gently grasped the long shaft, and slid my to fingers and thumb up the long tube quickly and with passion, the next thing i know i was being gurtted on from my yogurt tube.

Gurtted by LennyBooBoo February 7, 2022

gutted salmon 

A large juicy and succulent vagina with mouth-wateringly sweet pink and fleshy lips..

Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..

More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..

Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..

Big lady was a strange name for a woman who was only slightly above average height and was not really more weighty than the average western factory farm fed female.. (220lbs)..

But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..

gutted salmon by Drex Johnson October 18, 2016

Gutted 

to be terribly upset

Kids might say they are gutted to be going back to school at summer's end.

Gutted by talk2me-JCH2 July 13, 2022

gutted ewok 

a furry muff that appears like an inside-out character from star wars. see also badly packed kebab.

Whoa, chewbacca just slayed some gutted ewok.


whoa your mum has a smelly gutted ewok

gutted ewok by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004

Gutted 

1. Only to be used in extreme disappointment

2. sensation of shock, amazement, normally unwanted, tingling stomach on the verge of crying, Normally happens when horrible news is delivered to you quickly EX: Cheating

My friend told me that she was cheating on me and he caught her, i asked if it was true and she admitted yes, I was so gutted..

Gutted by D!M! January 15, 2008

gutted wombat 

Rural Australian Slang for female genitalia, specifically in a leg-spread position.

Drew: oi mutt, show us your gutted wombat.

Mutt: Fuck oof ya derro!

gutted wombat by not Drew December 25, 2007

gutted poo

for those times when somebody is gutted but that word in its self just doesn't do it justice.

see also 'harsh p', 'harsh poo' and 'harsh r'

guy#1: i got pink socked the other day
guy#2: gutted poo

gutted poo by ellie tolson May 1, 2010