"They are known as gustatory athletes, gurgitators and, in France, epicuriators. They are athletes in one of the oldest and most fundamental of disciplines - competitive eating."

Originates from the Latin root "gurga" or "gurges", meaning "throat".

This germ has gained widespread recognition via the IFOCE (The International Federation of Competitive Eating, Inc.), sponsor of competitive-eating contest such as Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, held on July 4.

"Who's that skinny Japanese guy with the hot dogs and stomach-ache?"
"Dude, that's Takeru Kobayashi, world-champion gurgitator!"

gurgitator by Dick Laycock September 24, 2006

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Gurit

Smart dude. Typically a nerd but also does cool stuff like sky diving and riding a motorbike.

Is he a Gurit?

Nah, he's way too dumb to be one.

Gurit by daciasandero February 28, 2017

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Grumit

A person who wears trip pants, all black, and tons of chains. Think they are "hardcore" but are really just being laughed at. They do not shower so they smell really bad, and there hair is greasy and parted straight down the middle. They have horrible hygiene and acne. They have HUGE obsessions with ANIME. They think that they look like the characters from the shows, but they just look completely PATHETIC. There idea of fun is getting together with their herd of grumit friends and playing yugioh cards. They are usually yelling and waving there hands around in the air when talking to eachother. They are probably the MOST obnoxious people on this planet.

GRUMIT 1:"Hazzar! I challenge you to a duel kekiojakamori!"
GRUMIT 2:"Thy sword is no match for my magical powers nakuroki!"
PERSON NEARBY: "wow, get a life grumits"

Grumit by grumitfreesince93 March 12, 2010

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gummit

When you chew gum before hooking up, and as you’re making out you try to push the gum in her mouth.

Jake: Bro did you gummit last night with Olivia?

Mike: You already know I gummedit with her.

gummit by qite September 29, 2018

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