Gurglefurtz

When a cop that probably didn't really deserve it gets knife to the neck till he shits his pants

That tweaker Mexican just gurglefurtzed that silly cop! can't wait to tell his family and drink their tears. Yahtzee!!!

by HeyuSpark December 12, 2025

Gurglefart Fiasco

When you thought you could trust a fart to be low profile on a hot day, but due to your seated position it starts bubbling up through all of the creases and crevices covered in sweat, resulting in being unsure whether you've shat your pants or not

"I'm glad I'm finally able to take a shower after that Gurglefart Fiasco during the picnic"

by PhatSphoincter October 12, 2025