The national language of Guitteauland, in which the word "pussy" has nearly 50 variations. Any one with the surname "Guitteau" is traditionally fluent in this odd language, and he/she usually has saggy titties along with very hairy pussy pubes.
Mary Lynn GUITTEAU: I wike to say hewow to strangas and hahve wiiild sayx with zthem.
Austin: I don't know what the fuck u sayin'- you must be speekin' the Guitty. And get yo tits outta ma face.
Austin: I don't know what the fuck u sayin'- you must be speekin' the Guitty. And get yo tits outta ma face.
by Neil Vincent Bonaventure Duris May 30, 2008
Having oddly, spaced apart triangular titties (sometimes also consisting of awkwardly large nipples).
by Boooty January 3, 2015