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Guiseley Pool Noodle

When you are doing it doggy style while role-playing in a cockney accent, but then ya bird lowkenuinely shits on your cock. You must then proceed to give her a "shitty facial" before shitting on her as an act of revenge.

If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.
My bird lowkenuinely gave me 6 or 7 Guiseley Pool Noodles last night
by Big Cock Boi UwU December 27, 2025
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