guf

Gross Upper Fup, the next step beyond the first roll of fat above the female genitalia.

Her fup will become a guf, if she does not regulate her eating and get some exercise.

by JWJ September 15, 2008

GUF

GUF - Giant Ugly Face

Wow George, I never realized your girlfriend had such a GUF.

by drshogie January 20, 2011

Guf

Someone or somthing that is annoying you at the time.

"she's a stupid bitch"
"yeah, what a guf"

by Meg October 30, 2004

GUF

A good, uncomplicated fuck.

Ughh, what a day. I really need a GUF, right now.

by Daezed June 19, 2014

Guf

Going until failure. Hitting as many reps as possible while lifting weights

I’m about to GUF on bench right now!

by Ad25 February 14, 2019

Guf

Verb: Guffed
1. Stands for

Gay
Ugly
Fat
2. A person that eats sand and shoves it up their nose
3. Someone that eat shit out in their backyard

E.g.

1. Ew get away from me you guf person
2. Go back to the desert you guf

by By Ella the amazing biotch 😻 November 29, 2021

Guf

A physical interaction from someone, or something, that is intended to platonic, though in rare cases can be romantic

"Man, Sasha just gave me a guf!"

by ANC13NT_R1C3 May 8, 2022