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Guava Juice 

Guava Juice is a bad Youtuber you shits out content for 7 year old kids. Guava Juice tastes like total sweaty gym socks, which have been out in the sun for way too long.

Don't subscribe.
Person1: Hey, what are you watching?
Person2: Oh just some brainlit.
Person1: How the hell does this exist?

Guava Juice should not exist...
Guava Juice by Garlic Bread_ June 16, 2020

Guava Juice 

The best fruit beverage, also a YouTuber.
Guava juice is an interesting YouTuber. He really reminds me of my friend Marcelo.
Guava Juice by Blue Mew42 February 5, 2018

Guava juice 

Very good. Very good dipped in Rits crackers.
"mfasfpadf so good'
"What're you drinking?"
"guava juice with rits crackerssSSS mmm"
Guava juice by Shiryoku November 2, 2020

Guava Juice 

Idk. It's just fun to say. Juice from a guava, I'm presuming. Whatever a guava is.
(Instead of cursing for those too cowardly)

"OH, GUAVA JUICE! THAT REALLY HURT!"
Guava Juice by Firebird935 September 24, 2021

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?