Guano

literally meaning bat feces, it can be substituted for shit as a much cooler alternative

Holy guano! This place smells like guano!

by Tehpola June 27, 2004

Guano

adj. A person or thing that is insane, crazy, etc. Comes from the colloquial usage of bat shit, meaning the same thing. Guano is the Spanish word for bat droppings.

Person A: Holy shit did you see that guy mumbling to himself?

Person B: Yeah dude, he's guano for sure.

by NxNW September 6, 2010

Guano

The word for an african delicassy which is, in fact, made from bat shit..

"dude! whats that your eating?!"

"its guano"

"GUANOOO?! whats that?!"

"dunno man, but it includes bat shit! want some!?"

by jordanshockhorror April 1, 2007

Guano

Guy who likes to get drunk and will be unable to walk or speak at the end of the night. Guano is also pretty much the standard beta kid who has a hard time talking to strangers and rather sits at home playing his videogames. Whenever he acts like a man, it's obvious that he googled how to be one, because he'll start talking about cars, weapons, or other "men stuff". Overall guano is pretty fun when he's around other dudes which is rather suspicious.

A guano is pretty much a drunk beta kid tryin to be cool.

by thegovenatror April 27, 2014

Guano

1. Bat feces.
2.Crazy (I.E. "Batshit")

After he had a few beers at the party, he went straight guano.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Guano-a-guano

Guano-a-guano- is a Jersey originated term that means "bullshit to bullshit". Best examples are when politicians (or extreme left wing liberals) begin debating a subject and you just know it's all going to be "politics as usual" or "guano-a-guano" match. Derived from the Spanish term "Mano-a-mano" - originally used in bullfighting by matadors trying to gain the popularity from the crowd. And of course Guano is the excrement from seabirds, bats and seals...

Also the rhetoric that spews from the mouths of socialist, anti capitalist liberals.

In 2011 when the republicans gain control of the house of representatives, I cant wait for the Guano-a-guano debates and rhetoric that will come from the liberals. I can't wait for Barrack Hussein Obama and Speaker of the House, John Boehner start their first session in Congress about repealing Obamacare. It's going to be guano-a-guano at it's best!

by BobNJ November 15, 2010

Guano a Guano

A term steeped in the tradition of cringe-inducing humor, synonymous with painfully punny jokes and facepalm-worthy punchlines. "Guano a Guano" takes its inspiration from a pun on the Spanish phrase literally meaning "bat poop to bat poop," humorously interpreted as "bat to bat." This is a play on the English expression "mano a mano", meaning "hand to hand."

At the family reunion, Uncle Bob went full "guano a guano" with his barrage of cheesy jokes, much to the amusement (and discomfort) of his audience.

by Raul Terra June 7, 2023