guada 

n.

1. A hurting kid that comes to visit you at college, but just sits in the corner the whole time and ruins the weekend.

2. The kid that is somehow in your group of friends, that is a really poor athlete and only gets invited to events out of pure desperation.

Who invited this kid, he's a total guada?

guada by pornogil May 22, 2010

Guada 

A pretentious cunt

FB User 1: "What is up with that dude constantly being a grammar Nazi?"

FB User 2: "I know right...he's such a Guada."

Guada by The Don 01 July 23, 2014

Guada 

Guada

1. G.U.A.D.A. - (Gamers United Against Discrimination and Harassment) An anti-bullying video game association

2. A stuck-up-idiot

1 - GUADA released a new article about online harassment today, you should read it.
2 - That professor is such a guada.

Guada by Huellybx November 23, 2014

Guadà 

Difficile da descrivere a parole. Una specie di bestia magica presa e messa lì.

Il Guadà è un rimasto.

Guadà by Swag di mirtillo May 16, 2020

Guada Guada 

A phrase used to describe somthing that is stupid funny, self embarassing or just dumb that is added on at the end of a sentence.

1:I wish I was with your sister... Guada Guada.

2:I like me some chicken... Guada Guada

Guada Guada by Joey-O September 16, 2011

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Guacamole nigga toilet 

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.

Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.

Guacamole nigga toilet by Penis retard laundry toilet June 3, 2019