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n.

1. A hurting kid that comes to visit you at college, but just sits in the corner the whole time and ruins the weekend.

2. The kid that is somehow in your group of friends, that is a really poor athlete and only gets invited to events out of pure desperation.
Who invited this kid, he's a total guada?
guada by pornogil May 22, 2010
A pretentious cunt
FB User 1: "What is up with that dude constantly being a grammar Nazi?"

FB User 2: "I know right...he's such a Guada."
Guada by The Don 01 July 23, 2014
Guada

1. G.U.A.D.A. - (Gamers United Against Discrimination and Harassment) An anti-bullying video game association

2. A stuck-up-idiot
1 - GUADA released a new article about online harassment today, you should read it.
2 - That professor is such a guada.
Guada by Huellybx November 23, 2014

Guada Guada 

A phrase used to describe somthing that is stupid funny, self embarassing or just dumb that is added on at the end of a sentence.
1:I wish I was with your sister... Guada Guada.

2:I like me some chicken... Guada Guada
Guada Guada by Joey-O September 16, 2011

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga toilet 

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.