Grugnut

The most poised and gorgeous woman you'll ever encounter, she knows how to charm by whipping out her cat ears.
She smells of fungus, dirty socks, and melted butter. She eats junk, HOT sloppy junk only, normal junk is not junky enough. She likes it too.

"Grugnut is pretty decieving..."
"Yeah, she stinks but she is so hot."

or.

"She is such a Grugnut!"
"I'd still let her hit."

by Xx_Grug_Lover48_xX March 20, 2025

Grubnut

An intense love relationship that cannot be consummated due to the parties physically living too far apart.

Man, I have to masturbate at least twice a day to stay sane due to this Grubnut.

by FLB123 August 3, 2008

grumnut

dried up piece of shit that hangs from your arse hair

your trying to wipe your arse and the grumnut sticks to the toilet paper and rips your arse hairs out

by wwayne May 14, 2011

grudnuts

faeces hanging off arse hairs

With these long boxers Jason could feel his grudnuts swinging in the breeze.

by e c December 5, 2003

Grubnut

The single greatest musician of all time. Beloved by the entire continent of Africa.

Grubnut is the best music artist ever. My favorite song by him is a three way tie between Average IHOP Experience, Big Finger, and Diarrhea! I'M ABOUT TO GRUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBB!

by Swampy Meatflap March 22, 2025