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Groves Christian College 

A school that you should not attend and this is why:
The staff when confronted an incident of sexual assault handle it so well. So well in fact that they give you a bunch of reasons as to why they can't do anything about it, try to blame it on the victim as to why it happened and then give the person that did it only 2-3 days of suspension. What's great about the school though is that all students are treated equally...equally like shit it is because they're only students so their opinions don't matter as much. Now when it comes to dating at the school...oh wait dating is illegal. leave room for Jesus and if you don't they will talk to you and convince the couple to break up with each other. If that doesn't work out then they'll just make the couple live a living hell, constantly getting in trouble for absolutely nothing and threats of getting expelled. The school is also worried about teen pregnancies which could easily be solve if i don't know...if they taught sex education? maybe if they did there would be less pregnant girls having an abortion or people having sex in the bathrooms. Now if you are looking for friends then these are your options: Perverts, Druggies, Sluts, Populars, Your Local christian fanatic and the try hards. Examples of the high school experience at this school will be listed below.
- someone shitting in a bottle, filling it up with water and splashing it all over the lockers
-People getting expelled for smoking and drinking
-Lots of bullying
-Constantly getting told that you need to get saved by Jesus
-Guys talking about female international students as if they are objects

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