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Grotknocker 

A male that sleeps with highly unattractive females, whether it be through a fetish for uglies or just an inability to get a better standard of sexual partner. Similar to a chubby chaser except a grotknocker cares not for weight, he only cares that the woman is so repugnant hardly anyone else will stoop to the level, even chubby chasers might refuse the level a grotknocker would happily take home.
There's (male name) with yet another minger, I swear he's a full time grotknocker.
Grotknocker by Hull-LadTW78 November 28, 2019
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Grossknockered 

When a female breakers your nose intentionally to try to get out of a situation, but try’s to make it seem unintentional.
Yo that boy Nick got grossknockered by his date cause he was SIMPing hard over her and she didn’t fuck with it...smh
Grossknockered by Jared Boyce April 15, 2020
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gobknocker 

A Silly little man who won’t do what he’s told,
Often used on the streets of Glengad
“Aw that fellah is such a gobknocker, he stole my scooter ticket”
gobknocker by IrishRealism June 21, 2022
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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