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Groomlighting

What Smokey does
Smokey: *breathes*
Everyone: GROOMLIGHTING!
by NotJeromeOrPanda July 27, 2022
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Googlighting Stranger

A sexual act so perverse and so vile, consisting of sitting on your hand until it is numb and, forthwith without explanation, performing random operations on one's genitals that one must google the definition and instruction set for.
Brandon: "Dude did you hear? Roger mastered the 'Googlighting Stranger' last night."
Caleb: "The Googlighting Stranger? What the hell is that?"
Brandon: "It's constantly changing bro. Only a true master of the bating kind who never gets laid can master it."
Caleb: "Damn man, I guess Roger's been a little short on chicks lately. I guess I'll google it tonight."
by Nytiscyce May 1, 2012
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Goonlighting

Like gaslighing but only works when aroused
I hate when someone is goonlighting
by DaringTodayAreWe October 19, 2025
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