A group of griftsuckers genuinely believe the DCU is falling apart because The Critical Drinker said so.
by David X. Hatley December 28, 2025
Get the Griftsucker mug.Someone who fucks the Griffin statue at William and Mary. The statue, a life-size bronze model of a griffin (half eagle, half lion), has a very prominent cock and balls, making it ideal for sex. This includes all forms of sexual activity, from ball fondling to handjobs to blowjobs to full-on vaginal or anal sex with the Griffin's metal cock. Some students put a condom on the Griffin's cock, while others prefer to take it raw, accepting any and all risks.
This term was coined by the campus satirical newspaper, the Botetourt Squat.
This term was coined by the campus satirical newspaper, the Botetourt Squat.
Katie: Hee hee hee guys, I rubbed the Griffin's balls last night, I guess I was a little drunk...
Leah: What do you mean, you rubbed his balls? You literally took his entire cock in your pussy!
Katie: Ha ha, either way, I'm a Griffucker!
Leah: What do you mean, you rubbed his balls? You literally took his entire cock in your pussy!
Katie: Ha ha, either way, I'm a Griffucker!
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