Greese Cake

A VERY oily pimple inside the penis canal and sometimes the greese can leak out of the penis at random times. This may accur in some women if they leave a tampon in their vagina for more than 48 hours at a time.
If a man has a Greese Cake, it will block his urine canal and he cannot have sex. If sperm is cought in path this way, the man's penis may reject the passage used and will come out the nipples instead.

My doctor told me the only way to pop my greese cake is to jam a needle or something small like a paperclip inside and try to pop it.

by Mr Evil Betty March 24, 2004

Greese Maria

Greese Maria is similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It happens when you are fingering a girl and she has a yeast infection and you rub your finger on her upper lip.

This slut I banged last night did not like it when I gave her a greese maria.

by dirtyfinger February 17, 2010

Greese

To take your pot with you to the throne so when you cough it helps you poop
To grees the pipes

I took my bong with me when I went to greese the pipes

by February 8, 2022

Greese cutter

The joint you smoke after a fat meal

Aye bro that fried chicken was so packin i mopped it up
Yeah bro you got som2 sauce on your chin

You gon need a greese cutter

by Alisinwonderland May 10, 2016

greese lightning

When a man cums in his hand and then style the girls hair to look like Greese lighting.

"Hey baby fancy a greese lightning "
"Sure"

by Mike cocklong November 27, 2016

Greese Job

The act of peeing on somebody as a kink or sexual fetish.

His girlfriend gave him a fresh greese job

by Greese Job March 22, 2017

greese tits

a girl that gets all dressed up (usually in a some what slutty way) and dances all night, leaving her a sweaty mess.

Guy 1: Hey, see that sweaty girl over there.
Guy 2: Who?, oh you mean greese tits!

by Nate Gresham May 24, 2007