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Greenist 

Is an investor who thinks the market, a specific security or an industry will move both sides. Investors who adopt a greenist approach purchase securities on both sides under the assumption that they can sell them in profit(green) later. Greenists or greens are neither optimistic or pessimistic investors who play on both sides considering the given economic scenario, with certain strategies suited to that theory. They are usually well versed with their fields
Greenists are rallying with the market causing chaos.

I hate that greenist is usually right every time.
Greenist by 1FadeToDarkness1 February 1, 2021
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Greenstruck 

When someone who has never had money has an opportunity to make or acquire more than they have ever had.
Jacob was getting $5000 from a settlement but owed his friend $3000, he was so greenstruck he didn't want to pay back his friend.
Greenstruck by Ms. Millie March 6, 2020

greenitize

The marketing and packaging deception practiced by certain manufacturers to mislead consumers into believing their product is "green" or eco-friendly.
I noticed that my detergent package has been "greenitized" by their marketers...it now has a lush forest waterfall and green colored writing on it!
greenitize by Vergelimbo December 28, 2007

Greenstreeting 

When you are wearing a jacket zipped up all the way to the neck, with hands in pockets, waiting to kick the shit out of someone, as seen in the movie Green Street Hooligans.
John: Why the hell is that guy standing like that? Does he not know he's about to get the shit kicked out of him?

Steve: No you tosser! He's Greenstreeting. He'll beat the fuck out of that mick bastard.
Have you seen how big the Green Giant’s Greenis is?
Greenis by callmemommy March 31, 2019
A green penis (typical symptom of gonorrhea).
1)
Girl 1: I almost let this dude bang me but than I saw he has a greenis!
Girl 2: Hello? That's like totally disgusting!

2)
Doctor: Okay, now please remove your pants so I can OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A DAMN GREENIS!!!
Patient: What??? What does that mean???
Doctor: It means that you like hookers!
Patient: Wha... ???
Doctor: It means you can't beat the axis!
Patient: What the hell are you trying to tell me, doctor???
Doctor: You, sir, have gonorrhea!
Greenis by F4LL0UT July 25, 2010

Greenish 

That type of ish. Not quite Green.
'Yo, that colour is nice, aqua like Greenish'
Greenish Mermaid
Greenish by CaliSmoker July 14, 2020