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Green Tail 

When you blow weed smoke into a person's asshole, and they fart the smoke out.
Dude, Kelsey just blew the biggest green tail I've ever seen!
Green Tail by DaddyKinkojou January 30, 2017
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Green Tail 

Green Tail refers to an individual who has a mermaid-like appearance, such as some green strands of hair , usually in the summer, or an unusual fishy fragrance surrounding them.
"Hmmm what is that fish like smell? Ah-hah, that girl there, must be a Green Tail".
Green Tail by A-Hizzle April 13, 2011

greenmail 

(FINANCE) when a corporate raider initiates a hostile takeover of an undervalued corporation with the intent of forcing the management to buy him off.

HOW IT WORKS
A corporate raider engaged in greenmail requires a takeover vehicle to launch a hostile takeover. The takeover vehicle is usually another corporation controlled by the raider, although in recent years ESOPs have been used (e.g., Tribune Corp., 2007). The vehicle buys up a lot of shares of the target company's stock on the market, then announces it wants to acquire a controlling interest.

Management opposes the takeover bid. It can (a) challenge the legality of the takeover, (b) adopt a charter that makes it hard for the takeover vehicle to run the company it's proposing to buy (a poison pill), (c) seek another buyer that is more favorable (a white knight), or (d) borrow a ton of money and buy so many shares that the stock price goes up.

The raider makes a tender offer for the shares he doesn't own. If the target picks (c) or (d), then the raider will probably make a huge amount of money when he suddenly dumps all his shares on the market. His tender offer probably started a bidding war with management, driving share prices to something very high.

WHAT CAN GO WRONG
The management can use (a) or (b) successfully, or it can use (e), viz., launch a hostile takeover bid of the target vehicle. The raider can lose of lot of money if a lot of shareholders have accepted his tender offer.
The most successful greenmail practitioner was T. Boone Pickens, who used Mesa Petroleum (now Pioneer Oil) to greenmail six companies. Eventually he was ousted from his own company.

Greenmail 

When you ask your plug if they can drop off some weed but they say you have to come to their apartment and awkwardly stand around while they weigh it out and talk to their girlfriend.
"Yeah man the plug told me he isn't mobile today so I had to go over to his place and I just kinda stood in the corner while he finished his game of smash"

"Shit bro thats some real greenmail right there thats fucked up"
Greenmail by Wetboi1 June 23, 2021

Greenmailing 

Blackmailing someone for weed or acts connected to it.
Tony is greenmailing me for 2gs if I don't tell him who ate his taco last night.
Greenmailing by IvanIV100 May 23, 2019

greentalent 

The absolute chad of all chads, known commonly as "the one" who everyone loves and simps for, even his enemys know he is the greater life form.
"I would fuck greentalent
greentalent by Chad Ryan June 23, 2021

GreenTalent 

The absolute sigma able to identify and display facts of knowing that Adster is a secret russian spy who actually has an undying love for Gogeta, but can't express his feelings knowing everyone will hate him, so he decides to ride the bandwagon in secret of his true love.
GreenTalent knows Adster's truth
GreenTalent by Chad Ryan June 23, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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