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After ejaculating your first time when having sex with a woman, you take your penis and put it in her stinker (the good ole' butthole). Since you already ejaculated your penis will be a big bendy and floppy. When you are about to ejaculate for the second time you pull your penis out, grab it and aim it on your own ball sack and ejaculate on it. You award the woman the Greek Donut, which is your freshly semen glazed scrotum.

When I went for round 2 last night, I could tell she was hungry so I served her a fresh Greek Donut. Too bad I don't have enough in me for a 3rd batch

Greek Donut by CPSLOengineer March 30, 2011

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Greek Donut

A butthole

I went home last night and glazed Karen's Greek donut

Greek Donut by Stuntbutt March 12, 2019

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green donut

When you drink copious amounts of green beer on St. Patricks day and your shit is green the next day.

Brian drank so much green beer on St. Patty's day that the next morning he left a green donut in the toilet!

green donut by ginger lephrechaun April 24, 2014

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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