Greasy Moustache

The art of getting ones face moistened by the potato juices lactated from a lady-kebab.

"What did you get up to this weekend. Did you see Jane?" "Sure did, got myself a Greasy Moustache."

by AngryBradley May 17, 2013

greasy mustache

a derivative of the dago mustache, the greasy mustache appears in the wake of an improperly managed goatee.

Alex was clearly too relaxed in managing his goatee. As a result of such ease, a greasy mustache began to develop.

by crazyfrawg November 10, 2010

Poo Grease Moustache

The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.

Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.

by VitaminP April 4, 2015