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Grease Crease 

Synonym for "Butt Crack."
That last fart was a little suspect. I need to go give my grease crease a maintenance wipe.

Ass Crease Grease

That little unexplained sludge line you get in your boxers. That's called... ASS CREASE GREASE!! Easily hidden by dark underware but undeniably present!
I feel pasty mustbe ACG! Ass Crease Grease
Ass Crease Grease by Savethisworld September 19, 2019

crease grease 

The greasy remains from an inadequate ass wiping. Ultimately will cause burning and/or itching until propertly cleaned. The cause of skid-marks in a persons drawers.
Dude, I cant wait to find a crapper so I can clean up my crease grease.
crease grease by biffula September 2, 2006

obese crease grease

Obese Crease Grease is the cheesy goo that form in the crevices and folds of an obese person, no matter how much they wash or how often they shower.
I was with fat Jeanie last night, and when I pulled up her back fat I caught a whiff of the obese crease grease that was stuck between her folds. It smelled like old cheese and bad meat.
obese crease grease by T-Rex Arms January 24, 2014

crease grease 

the sweat between your hot dog and your chocolate starfish
Man, my crease grease is really kickin right now
crease grease by powder May 21, 2004

crease grease 

the sticky sweaty substance taht resides in the gooch/crease/ball area of a male and the meat curtains of a women
"biTCH im gonnA slap you with my CREasE GRease" "grease from the crease biatch" "Craig Loves THE GREASEY CREASE"
crease grease by palmer April 23, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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