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Grease Bawl 

When a guy jizzes ontop of a girl's head/hair causing a greasy disaster.
Yeah dude i went to her house and pulled a grease bawl, she got mad and took a shower after.
Grease Bawl by DirtyHD February 19, 2011
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greaseball 

derogaroty term for Italians; synonomous with dago, wop, and guido
greaseball by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003

greaseball 

This originally refers to italians. But generally it can be anyone who does not wash his or her hair.
greaseball by Andrewsky March 5, 2003

greaseball 

another derogatory term for an italian. A greaseball is someone who looks like they don't take showers all that often. Italians seem to be naturally greasy and unheigenic. Therefore this name was made to describe this certain breed of italians who lack etiquette and basic hygeine.
sonny is such a fucking greaseball.
greaseball by luigiscousin October 3, 2007

The greaseball 

When a man drags his sweaty nut sack over a woman, starting on her forehead and ending wherever the man sees fit. The major points for the man is to go as slow as possible and can only be performed after a prolonged period of intense cardio workout.
I don't leave the gym until I give some random bitch the greaseball, it's the only way to cool down after a rigorous workout.
The greaseball by Spencer Hills 102 September 19, 2009

greaseball 

any fat italian man who wears to much cologne ( usually a cheap brand ) and has dyed hair. He will usually slick it back and use to much gel , therefore he becomes a greasball.
dirty italians go eat some more pasta
greaseball by Grease monkey March 23, 2007

greaseball 

A person who puts Tres Flores, Dixie Peach, or 90 weight gear lube in his hair.
Ramon and Jimmy Bub are a couple of grease balls who never go out in public before greasing their hair.
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