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grassrolling 

the act of rolling on the grass in a soccer game to waste time. This motion (not technique) is performed by players to make the referee believe that a foul has been committed or that they are injured. Most referees consequently give precious amounts of late-game time for these "grassrollers" to gather themselves up. It is completely unsportsmanlike and annoying. Most frequently used by Arab countries (top 5 best countries at GR'ing: Qatar, Bahrain, Oman, Saudi Arabia, UAE and Syria (tie)), and the grassrolling is usually performed against the team of the Islamic Republic of Iran.
That Qatari just fell and started grassrolling for no reason.

Bahrain beat Iran 3-1, and set a record at grassrolling by wasting a total of 79 minutes in the game.
grassrolling by PFDC November 6, 2004
1. A cheap, stingy, mooching pothead.

2. A marijuana smoker who will gladly smoke other people's buds when available but suddenly is not in the mood to smoke (share) when he or she is the only one who has any.

3. That guy who calls you up to hang out only after you just acquired some happy greens but does not call you on the rare occasion when he has some because he is a cheap fucktooth who would not even pay for his own toilet paper.
Q: Hey, where's Ry-guy at?

A: Oh, I didn't call him. I smoked that cheap fartmunchkin every Tuesday for the last two months. He hasn't returned the favor ever. He's a typical grasshole. I just found out he bought a whole ounce of kind two weeks ago and didn't offer me any.
grasshole by JEUNT November 20, 2009
noun. A person whose obsessive yardcare causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The grasshole works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance, is inferior.
Grassholes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by grassholes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.
a. As the little dog cavorted across the perfectly manicured lawn, the angry woman burst red-faced out her door, screaming and cursing. "What a grasshole," thought an observer.
b. A person who runs their noisy lawnmower, weedwhacker, trimmer and/or leafblower for more than 2 consecutive hours on more than 3 consecutive weekends is a grasshole.
grasshole by Pugsley D. February 20, 2009
The neighbor that refuses to mow his lawn more than once per month.
Did you see that lawn down the street? It must be a foot tall. What a grasshole !!
Grasshole by Sethington June 10, 2008

Grassoline 

Grassoline is a fuel that is made out of the oils from marijuana plants and is considered a "green" source of energy. Now that marijuana is becoming legal across US states, large companies are starting to use grassoline to power generators and fleet vehicles so they can benefit from federal and state enviromental tax credits (Google, Frito-Lay, Arby's, ect..). Another advantage of this fuel is the calming effect the grassoline exhaust provides. 86% of workers who work with grassoline driven equipment claim that they are overall happier, healthier, and hungrier than before according to a federal survey conducted in 2013.
Coby: "Hey, we need more grassoline for the truck"
Dillon: "Can we stop for pizza first?"
Coby: "Yes."

Gary: "These new grassoline generators are 34% more efficient that our old diesel ones"
Senator Frank: "Very good, I will award you nine tax credits."
Gary: "I'd rather just have a pizza party."
Senator Frank: "Ok."
Grassoline by Varnpike December 3, 2014

Grassoline 

The smell of a freshly mowed lawn and the exhaust of the lawnmower doing said mowing.
"Hey i just walked by the freshly mowed football field and it smelled like grassoline"