Grassy Fields

A name used for a guy you are crushing on big time usually associated with names that start with the letters L or P.

Those Grassy Fields be looking fiiiiiine today.

by .-S-N-. June 15, 2022

Grass field grabbler

(n.) The neighbor you must avoid at all costs. A real penis. A real peice of work. A Grass field grabbler is usually a stay at home parent who must yell at children since they have nothing else to do. They strike when you least expect it and grabble children up, never to be seen again. They are also very much despised by the other neighbors, but unfortunately, these people usually stay the longest. Neighborhood Karens are ususally Grass field grabblers.

kid1: "You know that real butthole stinky face on the corner?"
kid2: "Mrs Johnson?"
Kid 1: "Yeah, she's a real grass field grabbler, interacting with her is like repeatedly stepping on a lego, I ride my bike 15 extra minutes around the neighborhood on my way home from school just to avoid that bitch."
Kid 2: "Same here, I hope she moves away"
kid 1: "Never."

by IcomplainToTheInternet17 June 1, 2020

doves in a grass field

this is a metaphor for angels showing up for a funeral after one passes away the doves are meant to symbolize angels coming down to lift you to heaven and or afterlife

look theirs doves in a grass field getting ready to take them to the afterlife

by Robert G. Heath November 8, 2023

If there's grass on the field, play ball

A term basically saying that it's alright to at least be attracted to a person as long as they've gone past puberty. Obviously "grass" refers to their "bush" or pubic hair. Would typically be applied to, for instance, a girl maybe 13 years old and up. Can often be used in reference to actual sex (intercourse) but not necessarily.

Man#1: What's the youngest chick you would ever be into at your age? I mean what do you think is "okay" to fantasize about?

Man#2: Hey man. Like my coach always said: if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.

by Interex March 19, 2004

if there is grass on the field play ball

if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.

Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball

by Grass May 12, 2004

if there's grass on the field play ball

If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.

if there's grass on the field play ball

by Laura Owen September 20, 2008

grass on the field

1. pubic hair
2. hairy pussy
3. any part of the vagina which is unshaven
4. hairy poon

SEE ALSO if there's grass on the field play ball

Theres so much grass on the field I thought I was in the Amazon

by Grass May 12, 2004