Grape Dick

A tiny weiner the size of a grape. normally blonde hair people have

kevin has a grape dick

by snakecage September 19, 2012

grape dick

a small choad like shalong that is purple and has big vains sticking out of it. most occurs on people with mole legs

craigs willy is grape colourd with purple vains and its bent

by mickles October 28, 2004

Grave Dick

When a guy ghosts you and then reappears by sending a dick pic.

I hadn’t heard from him in forever and then I get grave dicked.

by IPeeBee March 18, 2024

dick graze

A way of subtly running the back of your hand over someone’s penis as an alternative to the more traditional handshake, high-five or fist bump.

My buddy introduced me to the DICK GRAZE!

by jean1938 September 8, 2014

grade school dick

When your penis erectates, but still cannot perform coitus due to it being a pliable and soft erection.

I was gonna fuck that chick but I was only working with a grade school Dick and couldn't get it harder for the life of me!

by Batman's Nutz June 5, 2016

National dick grope week

October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick

I can’t wait till its National dick grope week

by Ass slapping October 3, 2019

Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good

The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze

by Dinkster October 25, 2019