Granny Gangsta 

An old aged woman who wears chains, her hats backwards, can rap, is able to walk/bounce, enjoys goings to clubs, and is a true thug in several gangs.

Xavier Rex: Shit man, look at that granny gangsta rap! She's got some beats. BEAST.
Granny Gangsta: Well I'm an old granny gangsta, and I'm here to say, I'm a wack rocker jockey so get outta my way!
Crowd: OH SHIT!

Granny Gangsta by Grandpa Gangsta July 8, 2009

Gangsta Granny 

Biggest road woman on the street she was stealing from that bitch the queen then busted and when on a madness speed on the scooter and cheffing people who don't like tea so don't fuck with her or she will put you six feet under

Random Kid"Walking"
Gangsta Granny "Who da fuck do ya think u talkin about dick head suck ya mum"
Random Kid"What?"
Gangsta Granny 'pulls out rambo' " you fuckin what mate and stabs him 97 times and speed away at a whopping 7 mph

Gangsta Granny by ImNotANoncee:) June 24, 2020

Gangster Granny

Gangster Granny:
A old lady who is involved in criminal activities or secretly runs a criminal empire. She might be involved in drug deals, arms trading, or underground networks, and she’s not afraid to use samurai swords, guns etc, have a scrap, or punish people. She hates the police, will never rat you out, may have done a lot of prison time too—cross her at your own risk.

Lee: Bruv, did you see that thing on the YouTube Scarcity Channel the other day?.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: A hand grenade went off in some old woman’s house in Liverpool, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Yeah, she was a proper gangster granny, LOL.
Lee: Innit, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL.

Gangster Granny by Jamie Cheese January 23, 2026