correcter gramer is grammer thatis correcter
you = yuo
your = yrou
you're = yro'ue
contractions = both words without a space (doesn't = doesnot, won't = willnot) (doesnot include yro'ue)
13 = thirteen
every sentence is in lowercase (with some exceptions for specific names with uppercase characters in the middle)
punctuation outside of commas are rarely utilized
two word verbose insults are common (deluded fool, repulsive heathen, innocent fledgling)
profanity is rarely utilized
no = nno
yes = yyes
what the fuck = wgat vcr cfkc (or any semblance of the phrase with smashed keys)
rarely utilize abirritations, instead calling them by their full name
innocent fledgling: are you braindead?
personal shield generator: itis correcter grammer innocenter fledgling: wtf is that???
personal shield generator: deluded fool
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.