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gram grams 

The slippers that the elderly or Grandmas and Grandpas or Grammy's wear. They are like a base with a cap across the toes.
"Nice gram grams!"

"I am going to get me some gram grams!"
gram grams by Jason_C December 17, 2007

Gram Gram Yam 

A sweet old lady who sits at home and tells her grandkids stories. She often bores her grandchildren by repeating tales of her first job back in the 20s.
mommmm, i don’t want to visit Gram Gram Yam
Gram Gram Yam by bkqueen May 26, 2021

gram for gram 

When marijuana is sold at the flat rate of $10 a gram, regardless of quantity purchased.

Usually because it is high quality bud.
Ian: Yo, you got any chronic?
Brett: Yea dude, shit's whip.
Ian: Can u sell me a 1/4?
Brett: Yea dude its gram for gram tho, is that straight?
Ian: Yea be there soon?
Brett: yea just come in my side door.
gram for gram by AGoff December 23, 2009

Gram for Gram 

Refers to UFC Fighter and Light Heavyweight Champion, Jon Jones, regarded as the best pound for pound fighter, who tested positive for cocaine.
Jon Jones is the best gram for gram fighter in the world.
Gram for Gram by PatPoose January 14, 2015

Spinsta’-gram 

Spinsta’-gram is an amazing App featuring spinsters doing everyday activities like watching Hallmark movies, crafting, drinking tea and sewing outfits for their pets.
“Hey google, remind me again how to tweet this snapshot onto the Spinsta’-gram. Ruth & Anne wanted to see the afghan I’m making for the spring raffle”
Spinsta’-gram by Mandi Harmony December 18, 2020

shit-o-gram 

1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.

2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse

3) A customer complaint of any description
I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.

I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.
shit-o-gram by sociopath9 May 2, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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