Grama gram

A grama gram is when your grandma gives you a gram of dope to share with your friends.

Hey were going to be higher than a giraffes pussy after we smoke this grama gram.

by KISSandSWELL March 12, 2024

gram grams

The slippers that the elderly or Grandmas and Grandpas or Grammy's wear. They are like a base with a cap across the toes.

"Nice gram grams!"

"I am going to get me some gram grams!"

by Jason_C December 17, 2007

Gram Gram Yam

A sweet old lady who sits at home and tells her grandkids stories. She often bores her grandchildren by repeating tales of her first job back in the 20s.

mommmm, i don’t want to visit Gram Gram Yam

by bkqueen May 26, 2021

gram for gram

When marijuana is sold at the flat rate of $10 a gram, regardless of quantity purchased.

Usually because it is high quality bud.

Ian: Yo, you got any chronic?
Brett: Yea dude, shit's whip.
Ian: Can u sell me a 1/4?
Brett: Yea dude its gram for gram tho, is that straight?
Ian: Yea be there soon?
Brett: yea just come in my side door.

by AGoff December 23, 2009

Gram for Gram

Refers to UFC Fighter and Light Heavyweight Champion, Jon Jones, regarded as the best pound for pound fighter, who tested positive for cocaine.

Jon Jones is the best gram for gram fighter in the world.

by PatPoose January 14, 2015

Spinsta’-gram

Spinsta’-gram is an amazing App featuring spinsters doing everyday activities like watching Hallmark movies, crafting, drinking tea and sewing outfits for their pets.

“Hey google, remind me again how to tweet this snapshot onto the Spinsta’-gram. Ruth & Anne wanted to see the afghan I’m making for the spring raffle”

by Mandi Harmony December 18, 2020

shit-o-gram

1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.

2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse

3) A customer complaint of any description

I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.

I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.

by sociopath9 May 2, 2009