A sweet old lady who sits at home and tells her grandkids stories. She often bores her grandchildren by repeating tales of her first job back in the 20s.
Ian: Yo, you got any chronic?
Brett: Yea dude, shit's whip.
Ian: Can u sell me a 1/4?
Brett: Yea dude its gram for gram tho, is that straight?
Ian: Yea be there soon?
Brett: yea just come in my side door.
Spinsta’-gram is an amazing App featuring spinsters doing everyday activities like watching Hallmark movies, crafting, drinking tea and sewing outfits for their pets.
“Hey google, remind me again how to tweet this snapshot onto the Spinsta’-gram. Ruth & Anne wanted to see the afghan I’m making for the spring raffle”
1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.
2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse