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ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM 

A = AVERAGE
B = BELT TIME
C = CANT COME HOME
D = DOG HOUSE
F = FIND A NEW FAMILY
MOM: YOU GET THE B. I AM GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS. GET THE A+ OR CHOPSTICK UP ASS AND NO RICE FOR 3 DAYS!
ASIAN SON: I DO THE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT! I'M JUST NO SMART!
MOM: YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT. GO TO THE DOG HOUSE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE DINNER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM IS!!!!!

Baltimore city grading system 

Fuck ass shit that has your assessments worth 70 percent of your grade
Well just fuck this shit, I failed my exit ticked now because of the Baltimore City grading system I have a 30 percent.

Clusterfuck Grading System 

A system for classsifying the amount of disarray in a clusterfuck.

level of clusterfuck= (amount of people mindfucked over time)^2

Highest

A+
A
B+
B
C+
C
D+
D
Lowest

Abbreviated G____CF
The blank denotes the "grade of the clusterfuck"
Clusterfuck Grading System
GACF= Grade A clusterfuck

When I couldn't get the Van Dorn stain out of my bed it was a GACF

A thousand 9 year olds on davis lawn was a GACF

pettys nautical grading system 

a special network set up for special sam that helps him with his stupid study also he gets nautical zeros (-115) on test that he fails and didnt study for
so sam got a nautical zero on his algerbra stupid study test

Deci Grading System

A commonly used system for rating physical attractiveness, the person in question is given a mark out of 10 to one decimal point. For example Kate Hudson would score a solid 7.8 out of 10.

It is more commonly referred to as the D-Grading System.
Hey that girl looks hot, what is she on the Deci Grading System?

Let's d-grade new girl.

God he is so ugly he needs d-grading

catholic grading system

A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin

C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest

F=Fucked by pope
I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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