Gozzers
Gozzers by Gregory Stanton October 2, 2020
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Noun.
A.) A gozzer is a girl who likes to look at or find hot/fit/good looking boys, such as at the mall or at school.
B.) A clean exclamation, meaning "crud", "darn", or "god".
A.) A gozzer is a girl who likes to look at or find hot/fit/good looking boys, such as at the mall or at school.
B.) A clean exclamation, meaning "crud", "darn", or "god".
A:)
Boy 1: "Why does that chick keep looking at me?"
Boy 2: "Oh, she's a gozzer, she must think you're hot."
Boy 1: "Sweet!"
B.) After saying something embarassing, you would think "OH MY GOZZER!!" to yourself.
Boy 1: "Why does that chick keep looking at me?"
Boy 2: "Oh, she's a gozzer, she must think you're hot."
Boy 1: "Sweet!"
B.) After saying something embarassing, you would think "OH MY GOZZER!!" to yourself.
gozzer by GozzerGoddess August 11, 2006
Related Words
Gozzer
A "gozzer" is one who experiences moments of pure blankness whilst trying to carry out an action. ultimatley failing and then falling into the category of "Gozzer" or they have "Gozzed out"
associated words
Goz monkey
Gozwop
Wizard of Goz
Gozmania
associated words
Goz monkey
Gozwop
Wizard of Goz
Gozmania
Gozzer examples.
Kelly start talking to someone about the weather half way through she forgets what they were talking about - GOZZER
Kelly goes to the shops for a tin of beans and comes back with bread, milk, butter, yet no beans - GOZZER
Kelly walks into a wall - GOZZER
Kelly is staring into space, seemingly pondering the world when John asks Kelly what she is pondering ? kelly replies, "sorry John i was just GOZZING out there for a moment"
Kelly start talking to someone about the weather half way through she forgets what they were talking about - GOZZER
Kelly goes to the shops for a tin of beans and comes back with bread, milk, butter, yet no beans - GOZZER
Kelly walks into a wall - GOZZER
Kelly is staring into space, seemingly pondering the world when John asks Kelly what she is pondering ? kelly replies, "sorry John i was just GOZZING out there for a moment"
Gozzer by Dean_McCluskey August 1, 2007
Gozzer
This was actually a word before the Millennial crew decided it sounded funny and appropriated it. It is the term for the small maggots produced by Greenbottle (fly) eggs.
Yeah I had no luck with the Red or Yellow Coloured Maggots, but the fish are going mad for Gozzers today.
Gozzer by Mong-Jesus November 16, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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