Gouche Smooch 

1. To passionately kiss the gouche-ular region.

2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.

1. I got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.

2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.

Gouche Smooch by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016