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Goth Ball 

(noun vb. adj.) Huge, fat, motherfucking Goth girls or Boys. These fuckers think black is slimming but in fact black emphasizes their Monster Truck Carcasses. Most look like like "BUTTERBALL- The CENOBITE fron the first Hellrasier movie." Goth Balls normally thrive around other goths; more like smaller goths orbit them. These fat fuckers think they're cool...they're quite the opposite...they're Hot...and sweaty, smelling quite foul under all those layers of PVC, Leather on cloth. Goth Balls should be rediculed at all times. They tend to be FEMALES DATING Goth Men with ectomorph body frames( aka "Goth Klubz"- Goth Ball Chasers, as in chubby chasers!) The male variety tend to be big girls anyway, cause they're usually gay to begin with; occasionally stating and falsifing bisexual status(they kind of have to, who'ld wanna fuck these fat freaks anyway and they have to take what they can get aside from what they eat. Goth Balls appear gloomy, not cause they're goth, they just haven't seen their genitals in years, decades even. Goth Balls are just as bootleg as anyone calling themselves Goth, for Goth is a cheap derivative of DEATH ROCK!. Goth Balls tend to be spotted during daylight hours in Malls for some odd reason...Every Day is Halloween as everyday for them is a struggle to pile on their tarps of many dark fabrics and cheap sad clown make-up. They're intimidating only in size but humourous in over all appearance. They start young and carry this facade into their latter years..seriously sad creature of the Night and DAY!!!
Its a bird, it's a plane, It's a Goth Ball. Watch out, she'll eat you alive!

That Goth Ball in fish-nets looks like she can hardly breath; she looks like vacuum-packed brisket in that corsette and her legs look like netted hams hanging from a deli shoppe.

That Goth Ball and Goth Klub make the perfect 10!
Goth Ball by Blu Finger April 4, 2008

goth_ball 

goth_ball is a funny and cool tiktoker on tiktok
hey do you know goth_ball?
Yea I follow them on tiktok they’re really funny”
goth_ball by Real_map December 4, 2021
noun. Afficianado of the gothic scene or "lifestyle." Typified by bad poetry, vinyl dresses, fishnet shirts, aversion to sunlight. Female gothballs are occasionally quite attractive, but approach with caution, as they will read their poetry to you.
"Man, that My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult concert was flooded with Gothballs."
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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