a government conspiracy. the "got milk" commercials are actually a code. G= Government. O=Officials. T= Try. M=Mutilating. I=Innocent. L=Little. K=Kids. Its the sick truth
"Did you know that Got Milk actualy means Government Officials Try Mutilating Innocent Little Kids?"
implies you have no milk in your house because your dad left to "buy it" and never came, it most likely used when disappointed in someone supporting/watching something widely hated on
"oh, you watchjellybean, got milk?"
"that dude is a dream fan, he probably got no milk"