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Got Milk 

a government conspiracy. the "got milk" commercials are actually a code. G= Government. O=Officials. T= Try. M=Mutilating. I=Innocent. L=Little. K=Kids. Its the sick truth
"Did you know that Got Milk actualy means Government Officials Try Mutilating Innocent Little Kids?"
Got Milk by The Zack Dahlia Murder February 11, 2010

got milk 

a cum mustache and when you wake up it all crusty on your lip
got milk by sean wenushole July 1, 2008

got milk 

a taunt one says in counterstrike after blinding multiple enemies with flashbangs.
*dead*player: shit, there were so many flashbangs that round I got sun burned! I hate you inane5!
inane5: got milk?
got milk by inane5 September 6, 2004

got milk 

diary ( california cow eating straw on tv )
hang loose on 5th & main ( LA man) a diary walked by!
Yo chicka dee U got milk. Check out my vintage space craft!
got milk by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

got milk 

implies you have no milk in your house because your dad left to "buy it" and never came, it most likely used when disappointed in someone supporting/watching something widely hated on
"oh, you watch jellybean, got milk?"
"that dude is a dream fan, he probably got no milk"
got milk by milkless guy August 13, 2022