groffings 

To participate in a Jonathan Groff related activity. Also used as a way of expressing the sincerest form of genuine good luck or well wishes.

Me: I'm going to go watch Spring Awakening now.
You: Happy Groffings!

Me: Happy Groffings during your groffgasm!

groffings by L-Swizzle November 26, 2010

Goffing 

the act of watching sports games on some sort of portable device, while sitting in an academic class

While in Genetics class, Matthew and Thomas were goffing on the computer to NCAA March Maddness.

Goffing by MTAHTOTMHAESW March 20, 2009

Groffing 

To utterly fuck something up and forget everything you were previously told. To be so distracted you wouldn’t even be considered to be in this universe.

“No wonder he missed the play on 2nd base, he was straight Groffing.”

Groffing by Sully LaCroix April 22, 2022

Goffing 

When one suppresses a laugh at someones stupidity, usually resulting in a weird disgusted sound. Sometimes it sounds like one is hacking up phlegm.

Chloe: "I feel so smart today :D"
Saxton: "-GOFF- I mean uh yeah, you're always smart."
Chloe: "Are you goffing at me?"

Goffing by chlophtimus December 16, 2008

Gorfing 

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

Gorfing by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Goffing 

The act of fooling around and or clowning.

To goff is to act a fool
An underground and underrated slang coming from the old English word Goff

*Also interchangeable with the less superior term goofing

NOT to be miss understood with golf,goof, goth or josh

A goff will scoff at a goofy goth playing golf…

Example1
“Man Marvin ain’t got no handle on his hoes. Boy is goffin’ on is whole damn block.”

Example2
“Indeed, gaze at the goffing underclass. How they smell of unkempt ass and elderberry. Indeed yes. Quite true. yes.”

Goffing by Joseph randy-Bones Melvin August 19, 2022

Gorfing 

The sexual practice of inserting one's entire head into their partner's vagina or anus.

Gorfing can be a dangerous, but rewarding practice.

Gorfing by ooklah July 17, 2009