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Definitions by TheNotoriousTyphoon

Netanyahu-washing

Blaming all of Israel’s actions in Gaza and the West Bank solely on Benjamin Netanyahu and his far-right coalition, while still fully accepting Israel’s existence as a Jewish ethno-state.
Bernie Sanders is Netanyahu-washing again, he trashes Bibi nonstop but never questions Israel’s right to exist as a Jewish state.

Gooncleansing 

(verb; to gooncleanse)
The sacred ritual of purging your ever-bloated stash of explicit material, sifting through years of questionable bookmarks, half-watched clips, and "what was I even thinking?" saves. The goal: a pristine, curated collection of only the finest goon fuel, no more wading through ancient randoms you drunkenly liked back in 2017. A digital spring cleaning for the devoted gooner.
“Bro, I found a 240p clip called HotSinglesInYourArea.mp4 from 2012 in my folder. Time for a serious gooncleansing.”

“My SSD was at 99% capacity until I finally did a gooncleansing. Now it’s just me, four terabytes, and only the choicest material.”

“She asked why I looked so tired. Little did she the Gooncleansing took all my energy”