Gook squat

When a gook, referring to any asian person, is squatting down, like a catcher in baseball, whenever they need to kill time, reach for something on the bottom shelf, or talk to their gook children.

Fernando: Hey, Alex, check it out, that asian is squatting down all awkwardly. WTF!?
Alex: O dude, she's doin the gook squat. They all do it.

Gook squat by Alex42 December 7, 2010

The Gook Squad

Derogatory term used for the electronics retail giant Best Buy. Especially when used on conjunction with a bad experience with receiving incorrect tech support from said retail establishment.

I went to Best Buy to pick up a parallel cable, and The Gook Squad said that this is unsupported technology now. So I go to Walmart and found a parallel cable for ten bucks.

The Gook Squad by SPELLING August 16, 2021

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Gook Squad

A gang of asian fobs.

My name is ching chong and I'm in the Gook Squad.

Gook Squad by ThePowerPuffGirls November 28, 2010

Goonsquatch

extremely big, tall and ugly female much resembling a sasquatch.

Any female professional basketball player; Rosie O'Donnell; teh Guiness Book of World Record holder for tallest female. "Holy shit!, there goes a goonsquatch walking down the street!"

Goonsquatch by GoonBasher October 15, 2008

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GookSquad

Two or more asians. The one with slanted eyes.

Look at that GookSquad.

GookSquad by Asshole Gook March 30, 2017

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

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